Here's another gem from eBay that a reader has sent me:
3_2_1_4you's apparent lack of technological knowledge ("dos box tools" etc.) is just the icing on the cake. The epitome of his chutzpah, however, is the price at which he's trying to sell my stuff: $85 - just wow. That easily earns him the glorious "Shmuck of the Week" award.
Update: Apparently, he's now going with the username "bluechip82".